About Us

Dont be scared about getting items sent to you we offer a fully quaranteed discreet service, We post all items in a plain cardboard box no obvious markings just a plain box with your address on it. So no clues that there might be a Sex toy or Vibrator Hidden inside. This saves any worries of neighbours, parents or children quessing what is inside

All items are sent recorded with royal mail, so if anything is too go missing we will take care off it within 2 days of the item dissapearing. Its very rare when this happens

You will be provided with the tracking info so that you can follow you item and will know exactly when it will arrive.

Horny Heaven's Discreet postage for Sex Toys & Vibrators


We only accept paypal as a payment, Do not be alarmed your bank statement will not show hornyheaven on the statement it will be "shifter parcel" not sex toys So there are no embarassed faces when a bank statement gets seen.


We accept returns on most items if returned unused within 14 days you will pay the return cost for all unwanted items, We cover postage for faulty items.

Anything we have missed that you might be concerned about contact us at - Mail@hornyheaven.co.uk